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  • *Pollen accidentally enters body*

  • Immune system:

    What the hell is that?

  • Pollen:

    Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-

  • Immune system:

    OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

  • Pollen:

    What?!? No! We just got lo-

  • Immune system:

    OPEN THE FLOODGATES

  • Pollen:

    The what?

  • Mucus membranes:

    Sir. All the floodgates?

  • Immune system:

    ALL OF THEM.

  • Pollen:

    Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-

  • [Dramatic music]

  • Me:

    *Sneezes*

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